Let's make this birthday one to remember.

64 years old (Born on September 26, 1960)

Happy Birthday, Kelvin Bryant! You're still running strong and fast enough to make defenders dizzy—just like back in those golden USFL days. You've tackled every challenge with style: rushing yards stacked higher than a birthday cake, touchdowns sweeter than frosting (and much more satisfying), and of course that unforgettable Super Bowl victory that's forever icing on the career-cake.

Even though your playing days are behind you, legends never retire—they simply let the stats age gracefully. Wishing you another fabulous year filled with laughter, joy, good health...and absolutely no penalty flags thrown for excessive celebration!

Enjoy your day, champ!