Let's make this birthday one to remember.

78 years old (Born on October 22, 1946)

Happy Birthday, Kelvin MacKenzie! The man who turned headlines into punchlines and transformed ink-stained pages into Britain's favourite breakfast companion. Your legendary tenure at The Sun from 1981 to 1994 saw the paper soar higher than a Page Three model's hairdo—boldly becoming Britain’s number-one newspaper.

Even today, your knack for controversy remains unmatched; you've always known how to stir things up faster than milk in tea. May your birthday be filled with more laughs than an editorial meeting brainstorming outrageous front-page puns—and may you continue making waves bigger (and funnier) than ever before!

Cheers to another headline-worthy year ahead!