Let's make this birthday one to remember.

66 years old (Born on May 10, 1958)

Happy Birthday, Ken Murphy! From midfield magic to defensive wizardry, your days with the Detroit Express and Washington Diplomats were legendary. Rumor has it opponents still wake up in cold sweats remembering how you effortlessly turned defense into attack—though we suspect they're mostly haunted by envy of your timeless hairstyle.

Even today, fans recall your epic tackles and pinpoint passes as if they happened yesterday. Your legacy remains unmatched; after all, not everyone can claim they've diplomatically expressed themselves on fields from Detroit to D.C.! Wishing you a birthday filled with laughter, joy—and absolutely no red cards!