Let's make this birthday one to remember.

90 years old (Born on April 10, 1935)

Happy Birthday, Ken Squier! You're the only guy who could make cars turning left sound as thrilling as astronauts landing on Mars. Your legendary lap-by-lap commentary in NASCAR's golden era made even couch potatoes feel like they were strapped into a racecar going 200 mph—without spilling their snacks.

From Daytona to Talladega, your voice has been synonymous with racing excitement and unforgettable moments. Even today, fans replay those iconic calls from CBS broadcasts of the '90s just to relive that adrenaline rush you delivered so effortlessly. Here's wishing you another year filled with checkered flags—and fewer pit stops!