Let's make this birthday one to remember.

79 years old (Born on December 25, 1945)

Happy Birthday to the legendary Ken "The Snake" Stabler! Your fearless style and clutch performances on the field have given us countless unforgettable moments. Who could forget your iconic touchdown passes, especially that thrilling victory in Super Bowl XI? You made scrambling look effortless—though we suspect you secretly enjoyed giving coaches heart attacks!

Off the field, your charisma and humor always kept teammates laughing. Today, we celebrate not just another year older but another year of being timelessly cool. Here's hoping this birthday is as smooth as one of your famous fourth-quarter comebacks. Cheers to you, Snake—forever a champion!