Let's make this birthday one to remember.

36 years old (Born on April 28, 1989)

Happy Birthday, Kenjon Barner! You're still faster than a duck chasing breadcrumbs at Autzen Stadium. From your lightning-fast days as an Oregon Duck—where defenders saw only the back of jersey number 24—to being drafted by Carolina Panthers in 2013, you've always left opponents eating dust.

Whether sprinting downfield for touchdowns or dazzling fans with electrifying returns on special teams, you’ve consistently proven that speed never goes out of style. May this birthday be filled with laughter and joy—and may life continue to offer open lanes wider than those Pac-12 defenses ever did!

Keep running strong; cheers to another speedy year ahead!