Let's make this birthday one to remember.

56 years old (Born on March 20, 1969)

Happy Birthday, Kenneth Keith Kallenbach! From your unforgettable antics on Howard Stern's show to the countless laughs you've given us all over the years—your comedic genius remains unmatched. Who else could turn everyday absurdities into timeless comedy gold?

Here's hoping this year brings you even more hilarious adventures and memorable moments that leave audiences laughing until their sides hurt. Keep being uniquely yourself; after all, nobody does it quite like you do—and that's probably a good thing for humanity!

Cheers to another fantastic trip around the sun filled with laughter, success, and maybe fewer attempts at blowing smoke through your eyes!