Let's make this birthday one to remember.

83 years old (Born on March 30, 1942)

Happy birthday, Kenneth! Another year wiser—or at least another year mastering the fine art of pretending to know what you're doing. Watching you gracefully navigate life's hilarious misadventures and triumphant victories has been a joy—you've truly elevated "adulting" into an Olympic-worthy sport.

This past year's successes prove you've still got it—whether dazzling everyone with your latest big win or skillfully avoiding kitchen disasters during attempts at gourmet cooking. Keep spreading laughter (and occasionally wisdom). May this coming year be filled with exciting chapters, unforgettable memories, and countless opportunities for us all to marvel at your greatness once more!