Let's make this birthday one to remember.

57 years old (Born on February 02, 1968)

Happy Birthday, Kenny Albert! The only announcer who can seamlessly switch from touchdowns to slapshots, home runs to slam dunks—sometimes all in the same weekend. Your voice is as versatile as a Swiss Army knife and just as reliable. Whether it's capturing playoff drama or narrating unforgettable moments like the Stanley Cup Finals or NFL thrillers, you've truly mastered the art of sports storytelling.

Here's hoping your birthday is filled with fewer instant replays and more instant cake slices. May your celebrations be penalty-free, your candles easier to blow out than pronouncing tricky player names, and may you continue calling games with unmatched enthusiasm for many seasons ahead!