Let's make this birthday one to remember.

49 years old (Born on May 10, 1975)

Happy Birthday, Kenny Churchill! You're the only guy we know who can throw a javelin farther than most of us can drive a golf ball. Winning gold medals in three consecutive Paralympics (1996, 2000, and 2004) isn't just impressive—it's legendary. Honestly, we're still trying to figure out if you're secretly part superhero.

Here's wishing you another year filled with laughter, joy, and perhaps fewer people asking you to demonstrate your throwing skills at backyard barbecues. May your birthday be as golden as your medal collection—and may your aim always remain better than ours!

Cheers to you, Kenny!