Let's make this birthday one to remember.

40 years old (Born on October 21, 1984)

Happy Birthday, Kenny Cooper! You're the only guy who can score goals in Dallas, charm fans in Munich, and still have enough energy left to conquer Seattle. Your 2008 MLS Best XI spot was legendary—rumor has it defenders still wake up sweating from nightmares of your unstoppable headers.

From FC Dallas to 1860 Munich and finally Seattle Sounders FC, you've dazzled crowds with your talent and charisma. May your birthday be filled with as much joy as you brought fans every time you stepped onto the pitch—and may your celebrations today be even more epic than your goal celebrations!