Let's make this birthday one to remember.

58 years old (Born on May 31, 1967)

Happy Birthday, Kenny Lofton! You're still stealing hearts faster than you stole bases—622 of them to be exact. Your legendary speed and dazzling catches made baseball look easy; rumor has it pitchers are still checking over their shoulders just in case you're lurking around first base.

From your unforgettable days with Cleveland's powerhouse teams to that iconic leap at the wall robbing hitters' dreams, you've given fans countless memories worth celebrating. May this birthday bring as much joy as watching you sprint across center field did for all those years—and may no cake ever escape your grasp today!