Let's make this birthday one to remember.

65 years old (Born on September 01, 1959)

Happy Birthday, Kenny Mayne! From your legendary ESPN days to the hilariously unpredictable antics on "Mayne Street," you've always kept us laughing. Whether you're delivering sports highlights with deadpan wit or turning everyday moments into comedic gold, you remain unmatched in making even mundane events unforgettable.

Here's hoping this year brings more absurdly brilliant segments and fewer awkward sideline interviews—though honestly, we secretly love those too. Keep being unapologetically yourself; after all, nobody else could pull off sarcasm quite like you do. Cheers to another trip around the sun filled with laughter, success, and minimal wardrobe malfunctions!