Let's make this birthday one to remember.

58 years old (Born on January 14, 1967)

Happy Birthday, Kerri Green! From your unforgettable adventures as Andy in "The Goonies," you've taught us all that treasure maps and pirate ships are the keys to eternal youth. Even today, we still secretly hope our attics hide a map leading straight to One-Eyed Willy's gold.

Your timeless charm and humor continue to inspire generations of fans who dream big—and occasionally do the Truffle Shuffle. May this birthday bring you more joy than Chunk finding ice cream, more excitement than Data’s inventions, and fewer booby traps than Mikey encountered underground. Here's wishing you endless laughter and adventure ahead!