Let's make this birthday one to remember.

46 years old (Born on March 20, 1979)

Happy Birthday, Keven Mealamu! The legendary hooker who tackled opponents harder than most of us tackle Monday mornings. From your fearless performances with the Blues to lifting World Cups for the All Blacks—your career has been nothing short of epic.

Whether it was dominating scrums or scoring crucial tries, you've always hooked our hearts and inspired countless rugby fans worldwide. May this birthday bring you as much joy as that unforgettable 2011 Rugby World Cup victory did—and may your celebrations be smoother than a perfectly executed line-out throw!

Cheers to another year ahead filled with laughter and success!