Let's make this birthday one to remember.

60 years old (Born on August 03, 1964)

Happy Birthday, Kevin Elster! May your day be filled with more joy than that unforgettable 1996 season when you smashed a career-high 24 home runs for the Texas Rangers. Clearly, age is just another number—much like those impressive stats you've racked up over the years!

Here's hoping this birthday brings as much excitement and laughter as your legendary streak of errorless games at shortstop (88 consecutive matches!). Keep swinging big in life; after all these years, you're still knocking it out of the park. Cheers to many more innings ahead—and may every candle on your cake represent yet another grand slam moment!