Let's make this birthday one to remember.

69 years old (Born on May 15, 1956)

Happy Birthday, Kevin! You're the only nuclear engineer we know who can split atoms by day and still have enough energy left to light up a room at night. Your recent successes at the National Nuclear Security Administration haven't gone unnoticed—rumor has it even uranium isotopes are impressed with your brilliance!

From groundbreaking projects in Washington, DC to mentoring future scientists, you've proven that fusion isn't just for reactors; it's also about bringing people together. May your birthday be filled with laughter brighter than reactor cores and cake sweeter than scientific breakthroughs. Here's wishing you another year of explosive success!