Let's make this birthday one to remember.

34 years old (Born on June 08, 1990)

Happy Birthday, Kevin Harbottle! From dazzling footwork in Chile to those unforgettable moments briefly lighting up the MLS with Colorado Rapids—your journey is as lively and surprising as your lightning-fast moves on the pitch. We still fondly recall that brief stateside spell; America just wasn't ready for your talents!

Now back home gracing Deportes Antofagasta, you've shown us all once again why there's truly 'no place like goal.' Keep scoring goals—and laughs—as you gracefully age into soccer's hall of fame (or at least our hearts). May this birthday bring fewer fouls and penalties, but plenty more cheers.