Let's make this birthday one to remember.

47 years old (Born on October 07, 1977)

Happy Birthday, Kevin! Another year older and wiser—though let's be honest, your chokeholds never age. From mastering the mats to publishing groundbreaking books and releasing training videos that make us all feel like white belts again, you've truly tapped out mediocrity.

Your dedication has inspired countless students worldwide; rumor has it even Chuck Norris secretly watches your tutorials for pointers. May this birthday bring you as much joy as watching opponents realize they're trapped in one of your signature submissions. Keep rolling strong—you've earned every success on (and off) the mat!

Cheers to another legendary year ahead!