40 years old (Born on August 24, 1984)
Happy birthday, Kevin Kolb! You're the quarterback who managed to juggle touchdowns and trips to the injury-report sidelines better than anyone else. Taking over as starter for the Cardinals in 2011 was quite a feat—because nothing says bravery like willingly stepping behind an O-line resembling Swiss cheese. And then came your signing with the Buffalo Bills in 2013; clearly they appreciated someone accustomed to overcoming obstacles (mainly bandages and crutches).In all seriousness though, cheers for constantly getting back up after every tackle life threw your way—and there were plenty. Hope today you get nothing but cake, laughs, and absolutely zero sprint-drills!