Let's make this birthday one to remember.

31 years old (Born on July 15, 1993)

Happy Birthday, Kevin McHattie! You're aging like fine wine—smooth, reliable, and still showing forwards just who's boss. Ever since your debut in 2011 with Heart of Midlothian, you've been patrolling the left flank with style and precision. Rumor has it wingers still have nightmares from your perfectly executed tackles!

Cheers to the man who makes defending look effortlessly entertaining. As you celebrate another spin around the sun, remember you're as classic as Scottish football itself—rugged yet charmingly timeless. May this year bring plenty more standout performances and fewer yellow cards. Have a fantastic birthday—you've certainly earned it!