Let's make this birthday one to remember.

53 years old (Born on September 24, 1971)

Happy Birthday, Kevin Millar! The man who helped break baseball's most infamous curse—86 years of Red Sox heartache vanished thanks to your clutch hits and unforgettable clubhouse antics. Who could forget the legendary "Cowboy Up" rally cry or that crucial walk in Game 4 against the Yankees? You didn't just swing bats; you swung history!

Here's hoping your birthday is as epic as Boston’s comeback in '04. May it be filled with laughter louder than Fenway cheers, celebrations bigger than a World Series parade, and memories sweeter than finally silencing those pesky chants about curses forever. Cheers to you!