Let's make this birthday one to remember.

75 years old (Born on April 17, 1950)

Happy Birthday to Kevin Porter, the legendary assist king who made passing look easier than tying shoelaces! With four NBA seasons leading in assists and a career average of 8.1 per game, you didn't just share the ball—you practically gift-wrapped it with ribbons and bows.

Kevin, your passes were smoother than jazz music on Sunday morning—timeless classics that teammates still dream about catching. On this special day, may every slice of cake be as sweet as those no-look dimes you dished out effortlessly. Here's hoping your birthday celebration scores higher than any stat sheet ever could!