Let's make this birthday one to remember.

58 years old (Born on July 18, 1967)

Happy Birthday, Kevin Pritchard! From your days dazzling fans on the court to masterminding trades behind the scenes, you've always known how to score big. Your strategic moves as general manager of the Portland Trail Blazers since 2007 have been nothing short of legendary—proving that your best assists happen off-court.

Whether it's drafting future stars or orchestrating game-changing deals, you've consistently shown you're playing chess while everyone else is still figuring out checkers. Here's hoping this birthday brings you as much joy and excitement as a buzzer-beater victory—because let's face it, Kevin: you're still calling all the right shots!