Let's make this birthday one to remember.

70 years old (Born on May 09, 1955)

Happy Birthday, Kevin Reed! May your day be filled with joy as abundant and timeless as the regulative principle itself. Your insightful writings on worship practices have enlightened many—though rumor has it even Calvin himself would pause to chuckle at how meticulously you've dissected liturgical details.

Congratulations also on another year of publishing success; clearly, you're aging like a fine Presbyterian hymnbook: classic yet always relevant. Here's hoping this birthday brings you plenty of laughter (appropriately regulated, naturally), good company that adheres strictly to proper fellowship guidelines—and cake that's doctrinally sound but sinfully delicious!

Cheers to more years ahead!