Let's make this birthday one to remember.

56 years old (Born on March 19, 1969)

Happy Birthday, Kevin Shinick! It's about time—pun definitely intended—we celebrate you, fearless leader of the ACME Time Net Squadron. Whether stopping Carmen Sandiego's mischief or guiding young detectives through history on PBS, you've always made sure timelines stayed intact (and jokes landed perfectly).

From your journeys chasing villains across centuries to giving us timeless laughs and unforgettable adventures, thanks for making history so entertaining. And speaking of recent successes: it's clear all those missions paid off—you've proven immune to aging!

Wishing you another year full of mystery-solving fun—and hopefully fewer stolen monuments. Happiest birthday greetings!