41 years old (Born on May 04, 1984)
Happy birthday, Kevin Slowey! May your pitching control today be as good as it was back in 2008 when you casually threw league-leading two shutouts. Most of us struggle to consistently toss socks into a laundry basket—meanwhile, you're out there mastering precision fastballs at the highest level!Even though hitters dreaded facing you due to that pinpoint accuracy and nerves-of-steel attitude (seriously, how calm were you?), we're positive you'll strike out candles on your cake without breaking a sweat. Enjoy celebrating another year with flawless aim—as long as no one asks for wild pitches now. Here’s to timeless birthdays and effortless strikes!