Let's make this birthday one to remember.

34 years old (Born on August 14, 1990)

Happy Birthday, Kiko Alonso! From your explosive NFL debut with the Buffalo Bills in 2013—earning Defensive Rookie of the Month right out of the gate—to those unforgettable interceptions and tackles that left opponents scratching their helmets wondering what just happened. You've always had a knack for making quarterbacks rethink life choices.

Here's to another year filled with epic plays, bone-crunching hits, and maybe fewer penalties (just kidding—we love you exactly as aggressive as you are). Keep tackling birthdays like they're rookie running backs trying desperately—and failing miserably—to get past number 50. Cheers to many more legendary moments ahead!