Let's make this birthday one to remember.

71 years old (Born on April 28, 1953)

Happy Birthday, Kim Gordon! From redefining alternative rock with Sonic Youth to your fearless solo ventures and captivating art exhibitions, you've always been the coolest person in any room. Your iconic bass lines and fierce vocals continue inspiring generations—proving that noise can indeed be timeless.

Whether you're rocking stages worldwide or penning insightful memoirs like "Girl in a Band," you remain effortlessly ahead of trends (and probably invented half of them). Here's wishing you another year filled with creativity, success, and plenty more reasons for Thurston Moore to realize he missed out big time. Keep making waves—we're all listening!