Let's make this birthday one to remember.

34 years old (Born on October 12, 1990)

Happy Birthday, Kofi Opare! From kicking off your pro career with the Michigan Bucks in 2010 to breaking into MLS stardom with LA Galaxy in 2013, you've defended goals better than most people defend their snacks. Your tackles are legendary—rumor has it attackers still wake up sweating from nightmares of facing you on match day!

Here's wishing a fantastic birthday to our favorite Ghanaian defender whose skills age finer than jollof rice at grandma's house. May this year bring more clean sheets and fewer yellow cards (though we secretly love those passionate moments). Keep shining bright—you’re truly goal-den!