Let's make this birthday one to remember.

33 years old (Born on March 22, 1991)

Happy Birthday, Kofi Sarkodie! From your early days sprinting down the sidelines with Michigan Bucks to breaking into MLS glory in 2011 with Houston Dynamo—your defensive skills have always been sharper than a referee's whistle. You've tackled opponents harder than most people tackle birthday cake!

Here's hoping this year brings you as many victories and memorable moments as you've given fans on the pitch. May your celebrations today be smoother than those perfectly timed slide tackles you're famous for—and may life never hand you any red cards (unless they're gift-wrapped). Cheers to another fantastic season ahead, defender extraordinaire!