Let's make this birthday one to remember.

50 years old (Born on April 03, 1975)

Happy Birthday, Koji Uehara! The man whose splitter baffled batters and whose celebrations made every save feel like a World Series win. Speaking of which—who could forget your iconic 2013 season with the Boston Red Sox? Your clutch pitching helped bring home that championship trophy, making Fenway Park erupt louder than ever.

From Baltimore to Texas and finally Boston, you've left hitters shaking their heads in disbelief. Whether it was your pinpoint accuracy or infectious enthusiasm on the mound, you always brought joy (and strikeouts) wherever you pitched. Here's hoping today is as legendary as your postseason beard—timelessly epic!