Let's make this birthday one to remember.

56 years old (Born on March 03, 1969)

Happy Birthday, Kola Boof! Your fearless voice and groundbreaking writing have always kept us intrigued—never afraid to court controversy or ride a few literary storms. From your provocative novels that's got the world talking, to boldly sharing experiences that most dare not whisper about; you've continually shown courage at every turn.

May this year bring more captivating chapters in your remarkable life story—not necessarily involving global figures of notoriety (wink wink!)—but filled with success, laughter, and lots of cake instead.

Here's wishing you timeless joy—we'll forever mark our calendars for your annual return as literature's reigning queen of unforgettable conversation starters!