Let's make this birthday one to remember.

53 years old (Born on October 16, 1972)

Happy Birthday, Kordell Stewart! May your day be filled with more excitement than a last-second Hail Mary pass and fewer surprises than facing the Ravens' defense. Your legendary versatility as "Slash"—quarterback one moment, wide receiver or running back the next—made you unforgettable to Steelers fans everywhere.

From electrifying Heinz Field crowds in black-and-gold glory days to keeping defenses guessing every Sunday afternoon—you've always known how to keep things interesting. Here's hoping this birthday brings joy smoother than your touchdown runs and celebrations louder (and safer!) than Pittsburgh after beating Cleveland!

Cheers on another fantastic year ahead; stay timelessly awesome!