Let's make this birthday one to remember.

33 years old (Born on August 28, 1991)

Happy Birthday to Kory Kindle—bold defender, occasional goalkeeper’s best friend, and owner of perhaps the most MLS-appropriate surname ever! From that impressive rookie debut with Colorado Rapids in 2013 to charging down attackers like it’s Black Friday, you've truly redefined what defense means. Cheers for making tackles so epic they'd deserve their own highlight reel soundtrack.

Another year older and wiser—or at least craftier on slide tackles. Here’s wishing you continued success chasing forwards who only wish they were as quick or agile as your perfectly timed clearances. May this birthday bring fewer bruises, more clean sheets, and plenty of cake!