Let's make this birthday one to remember.

34 years old (Born on June 14, 1991)

Happy Birthday, Kostas Manolas! The Greek warrior whose tackles are tougher than ancient Spartan shields and whose fitness levels make marathon runners jealous. Ever since your debut with Thrasyvoulos in 2009, you've been terrorizing forwards like it's an Olympic sport.

Who could forget that legendary header against Barcelona in the Champions League quarter-finals? You didn't just score a goal—you rewrote history faster than Zeus throws lightning bolts! Since joining Greece's national team in 2013, you've defended our pride fiercely. Keep tackling birthdays as aggressively as you tackle opponents—just don't get booked for blowing out candles too hard!