Let's make this birthday one to remember.

41 years old (Born on August 18, 1983)

Happy Birthday, Kris Boyd! Celebrating the man who scored goals as effortlessly as most of us score snacks from our fridge: often and without hesitation. From mesmerizing audiences in Scotland with your unstoppable strikes to showing Portland Timbers how a Scottish goal-scoring legend does it—your time on both sides of the pond left defenders trembling (and occasionally weeping).

Here's hoping that today you celebrate like you've just won match day at Ibrox or grabbed another spectacular MLS strike—a familiar joy for someone who's tallied more league goals than birthdays. May your cake today be sweeter than all those memorable moments combined.