Let's make this birthday one to remember.

53 years old (Born on May 24, 1971)

Happy Birthday, Kris Draper! You're the only guy we know who can brag about being traded for just one dollar and still end up winning four Stanley Cups. Talk about inflation-proof value!

From your gritty faceoff wins to clutch playoff performances with Detroit's legendary Grind Line, you've always been priceless on ice (well...almost). Whether it was hoisting Lord Stanley or proudly representing Team Canada internationally, you made every moment count.

Here's hoping this birthday is as timelessly awesome as your hockey legacy—just don't expect us to trade cake slices at that bargain price again. Cheers to another championship year ahead!