Let's make this birthday one to remember.

53 years old (Born on May 19, 1972)

Happy Birthday, Kris Kohls! Whether you're rocking the drums with Adema or grappling opponents on the mats as a purple belt in Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu, you always know how to deliver hits—musically and literally. Your rhythm keeps fans headbanging while your martial arts skills keep sparring partners tapping out.

Here's wishing another year filled with epic drum solos, victorious submissions, and fewer bruises (though we suspect those are badges of honor). Keep rolling strong both on stage and off; after all these years you've proven that age is just a number—but belts matter more. Rock hard today—you've earned it!