Let's make this birthday one to remember.

56 years old (Born on December 09, 1968)

Happy Birthday, Kurt Angle! You're the only guy who can proudly say he won an Olympic gold medal "with a broken freakin' neck!" From suplexing opponents into oblivion to showering arenas with milk trucks, you've given us countless unforgettable moments. Your legendary battles against Stone Cold Steve Austin, The Rock, and Brock Lesnar still make us chant "You Suck!"—but in the most affectionate way possible.

Even though you're retired from the ring now, your legacy continues to inspire wrestlers worldwide. May your birthday be as epic as your ankle locks and as memorable as your hilarious backstage segments. It's true; it's damn true!