Let's make this birthday one to remember.

61 years old (Born on March 09, 1964)

Happy Birthday, Kurt! May your day be packed with more excitement than the electrifying chase scenes you penned in *Salt* and even cooler revelations than those epic future flashes of *Total Recall*. With storylines tauter than tightrope walks and twists smoother than espionage plots, you've truly outdone yourself—cheers to another year confirming you're Hollywood's master storyteller!

Here's hoping your celebrations aren't secretly just a memory implant or some covert spy mission. Enjoy today like an action-packed blockbuster—you've earned it! And remember: if someone offers you suspicious birthday cake, it's probably safer checking for hidden microphones first. Have an amazing one!