Let's make this birthday one to remember.

38 years old (Born on November 13, 1986)

Happy Birthday, Kwame Watson-Siriboe! From your fiery debut with the Chicago Fire in 2010 to holding down the fort at Real Salt Lake since 2012, you've defended goals better than most people defend their Netflix passwords. Your moves on the field have always been smoother than a freshly ironed jersey.

Here's hoping this birthday brings you as much joy and excitement as that unforgettable moment when you first stepped onto an MLS pitch. Keep kicking life's challenges away like they're rival strikers—because let's face it, nobody does defense quite like Kwame!

Cheers to another year of epic tackles and legendary celebrations!