Let's make this birthday one to remember.

38 years old (Born on September 11, 1986)

Happy Birthday, Kyle Blanks! From crushing baseballs in Double-A and earning Baseball America All-Star honors in 2008, to making your MLB debut with the San Diego Padres in 2009, you've always swung for the fences—literally. Your towering home runs and impressive plays at first base and left field made fans cheer louder than a stadium hot dog vendor on dollar night.

Here's hoping your birthday is as memorable as that epic grand slam you hit against the Cubs back in 2013. May your day be filled with laughter, cake, and fewer curveballs than life usually throws. Cheers!