Let's make this birthday one to remember.

49 years old (Born on April 14, 1976)

Happy Birthday, Kyle Farnsworth! The man whose fastball once made radar guns tremble and batters reconsider their career choices. From your blazing 100-mph heaters with the Cubs in '99 to intimidating hitters across multiple teams, you've always brought excitement—and maybe a little fear—to every mound you stepped on.

Here's hoping your birthday is as legendary as that unforgettable tackle against Paul Wilson—still one of baseball's greatest "don't mess with me" moments. May this year bring you joy faster than your best pitch and celebrations smoother than your slider. Cheers to another trip around the bases of life!