Let's make this birthday one to remember.

34 years old (Born on March 01, 1991)

Happy Birthday to the legendary Kyle Hyland! From your spectacular debut with the Columbus Crew in 2013, you've been running circles around opponents and impressing crowds left and right. Your midfield mastery has brought joy, shock, awe, and probably a few sprained ankles (thankfully not yours).

Here's wishing you another year of victories sweeter than a last-minute goal. May your stamina be endless, tackles well-timed (no red cards!), and celebrations hilarious enough to forever dominate highlight reels. You're proof that midfielders don't age—they level up! Keep dazzling us on and off the pitch; Happy Birthday, Kyle!