Let's make this birthday one to remember.

46 years old (Born on October 04, 1978)

Happy Birthday, Kyle Lohse! From your early days pitching heat with the Minnesota Twins back in 2001, you've always known how to keep batters guessing—and fans smiling. Your impressive career highlights, including that stellar 16-win season with the Cardinals in 2012 and clinching a World Series ring in 2011, prove you're truly timeless.

Here's hoping your birthday is as smooth as your slider and as memorable as those clutch postseason performances. May you celebrate today like it's Game Seven—just without all the pressure! Cheers to another year of great memories and plenty of laughs both on and off the mound.