Let's make this birthday one to remember.

36 years old (Born on December 05, 1988)

Happy birthday, Kyle! Even though your family gatherings probably have more Pro Bowlers than potatoes on Thanksgiving dinner tables, you've proven time and again that you're a star in your own right. From crushing it as an offensive lineman for the Chicago Bears since 2013 to leading by example alongside football royalty at home—your career highlight reel certainly makes you stand out (and not just because of how tall you are!).

So here's to continuing those unstoppable moves both on and off the field. May this year be filled with victories bigger than any linebacker foolish enough trying to get past you! Happy Birthday champ—you’ve long earned every touchdown dance celebration coming today.