Let's make this birthday one to remember.

42 years old (Born on November 14, 1982)

Happy Birthday, Kyle Orton! From your rookie days with the Chicago Bears in 2005 to becoming everyone's favorite journeyman quarterback, you've truly mastered the art of suitcase packing and playbook memorization. Your ability to step into any huddle—whether it was Denver Broncos orange or Buffalo Bills blue—and deliver clutch throws (and epic facial hair) made you unforgettable.

Sure, some quarterbacks chase Super Bowl rings; but you chased frequent flyer miles and perfected sideline clipboard holding like no other. Here's hoping your birthday is as legendary as that glorious neckbeard we all admired from afar. Cheers to another year of greatness off the field!