Let's make this birthday one to remember.

35 years old (Born on January 19, 1990)

Happy Birthday, Kyle Porter! From dazzling Canadian crowds at FC Edmonton to storming onto the MLS scene with D.C. United back in 2013, you've truly made your mark on both sides of the border. Remember those lightning-fast forward runs and clutch goals? Fans certainly do—your style is as memorable as your infectious charisma.

Here's hoping your birthday is filled with fewer yellow cards and more celebrations than ever before! May you continue scoring goals on and off the pitch, proving that just like your game, some things really do get better each year. Cheers to another winning season ahead!