35 years old (Born on November 09, 1989)
Happy Birthday, Kyle Rudolph! You're still catching touchdowns like it's 2012—when you snagged 53 passes and scored 9 touchdowns, making defenders look as confused as someone trying to assemble IKEA furniture. Clearly, your hands are stickier than grandma's cinnamon buns!From your Pro Bowl appearance to countless clutch catches for the Vikings, you've given fans plenty of reasons to cheer (and opposing defenses plenty of headaches). Here's hoping this birthday brings you more celebrations than end-zone dances—and fewer candles on the cake than career receptions. Keep being awesome and remember: age is just a number...but touchdowns are forever!